You know, there’s a big difference between college guys and college girls. OK, so we all like to party, most of us like to get drunk, we all hate early-morning classes…but there’s one aspect of college life that really separates the males from and females. That is, of course, sex. There’s a permanent and traditional divide between college sex for guys and college sex for girls. The main difference being that no matter where you college guys go, whether it’s to a party, a club or even a sociology class, you are hoping for sex. And not just hoping for sex, but hoping for no-strings, no-commitment, and no-attachment fun sex.

College girls, on the other hand, vary slightly is this area. Don’t get me wrong; sometimes (a lot of the time actually) we do go out solely with the intention of finding crazy, carefree sex with a nearby stranger. This is the freedom we have as college students, to be able to engage in such promiscuity with no remorse at all. We want a fun one night stand, just as much as the hot frat guy lying in bed next to us.

The difference is that, unlike you hormone-fueled guys, we girls often go out for many other reasons other than to find random sex. So how do you tell a girl who is looking for a guy just like you to rock her world for one passion-filled evening from a girl who wants a goodnight kiss on the cheek and a bouquet of flowers at her door in the morning?

Believe me, we give you enough hints for you to figure it out. Here are some great tips for ensuring you have the perfect one night stand. But before you start trying to charm your way into my bed, make sure you know exactly what I’m looking for.

1. My Clothes

Take my clothes: A short skirt might just mean I want to look nice for a night out with the girls…but a super-short dress showing a whole lot of cleavage probably means I’m looking for something more. Now, if it were in a serious relationship, chances are I’d cover up enough so that guys would be attracted to me, but they wouldn’t make assumptions about me. If I look slutty, I realize I look slutty and have chosen not to care. That is one-night-stand material.

2. My Make-Up

I’m not going to wear really heavy make-up if I’m going for drinks with colleagues and my devoted boyfriend is at home waiting for me. Red lipstick means I’m after something wild and unpredictable, and I’m not going to go home until I get it. If I’m trying to impress a guy enough for him to take me home or even for him to ask me for my number, I’m probably not going to be wearing my hair in a ponytail. A girl makes an effort for her friends, but looking dazzling takes work, and if I’m going to that much effort, it’s probably not just for the benefit of my girlfriends.

3. My Vibe

It’s not just about the way I look, though. If I’m hanging out at the bar all night scoring drinks off ten different guys, I don’t have a boyfriend (unless I’m one of those girls – in which case, steer clear!). I’m also probably not looking for anything serious, but I am up for having a lot of fun.  Sitting at a table with all my girlfriends, wearing jeans, looking tired – please don’t approach me. I’m just not in the mood.

In case you haven’t been in the world enough to notice, we girls can get very snappy if we’re approached on a bad night. So feel it out first.  There’s a huge difference between guys and girls and this is that if we want a one night stand, we know we can get it. And we will make sure we find it. If my appearance and attitude fit the bill and you’re sure I’m not a psycho-stalker kind of girl, then by all means, go for it!

Gain the emo style. Remember, most emo girls would be much more interested in an emo guy. Get emo hair, clothes, and know all of the popular bands. If you are not into the emo style already, do not change drastically over the course of a few days. You’ll want to slowly ease into the style so that you do not seem like a poser. However, if you’re really not emo and you don’t like the music or style, YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE EMO. Sure they like dark emo guys but if they like you they’ll date you no matter what clique you happen to fall into. It’s just easier if you are emo.

Compliment the girl on her looks. Emo girls tend to be obsessed about their look, especially their hair. If they change their hair for a day, bring it up and say that you like it. It will make them feel good about themselves, and will feel much more comfortable with you, knowing that you respect – and like – their style.

Be clean. Remember to take showers, wear deodorant and wash your hands frequently. Although, do not wear too much deodorant, but enough that you smell good. Girls – including emo girls – like a good smelling guy. Chances are they will compliment you on your smell. Although this is not always true. A good quarter of emos like their men smelling natural so you might just have to pay attention to her hygiene and try to be the same way. Some like their men smelling without any scent and others like them smelling like b.o and farts.

Be able to hold a decent conversation on popular, and local bands. Emo girls are into rock bands. Do research. She will most likely bring up bands, asking you if you heard of them. You will seem much more interesting if you know about certain bands that she knows, and you can have comfortable conversations. Note that if you don’t know a band that is brought up; don’t lie. Admit that you don’t know them, ask her to explain them. Let her talk, don’t interrupt.

TIPS

• Know the popular bands and music.
• Emo girls love romantic guys. What kinds of guys do you think are in the novels and poems they read and write? Good gift ideas once you’re dating are black roses, handwritten love poems with quotes from their favorite songs, it’s all good.
• Don’t be a jerk! Emos hate people like that. They’d rather date a shy and modest quiet guy than a loud and obnoxious guy who everyone thinks is sooooo cool.
• Don’t be afraid to show your emotions. Don’t just start crying for no reason but if you hide your emotions and don’t talk about how you feel, you’ll never make it with an emo girl. After all emo is short for emotional.
• Sometimes if you like a girl, you feel shy towards them. It’s ok to feel shy, But don’t avoid them, or make large detours to avoid them. Its obvious why…

APPROACHING

When approaching an emo, you need to know some tips on how to do so correctly and safely.
Tip number 1: Analyze her; no, not her body, but you got to admit she has one fine body, but seriously, no. Look on the way she acts and at her facial expression. By carrying out this reconnaissance you can identify her by her attitude, and know how to make the right approach.
Tip number 2: You must understand that you are typically putting yourself at risk. Emo girls are, as any girl, equipped with dangerous weapons such as nails, pepper spray, and defence skills such as head butting and kicking. Unlike other girls, however, emo girls will not hesitate to use these weapons, and may be equipped with more dangerous weapons such as switchblades and handguns. Their nails will usually have nail paint on them, so any scratches received from an emo girl could get infected if not treated right away. That’s why it’s wise to check first; you wouldn’t cross the road without looking would you? Remember:
Nice Emo= Poses very little threat
Mean Emo= R.I.P.
I learnt these tips the hard way, and have the scars to prove it.
Tip number 3: Do not do any of that, “Hey baby, how about you and me get a milk shake, check my Pecs” or try any of your “groovy” pick up lines; in fact don’t do that with any girl because you’ll look like a total dork if you do. Usually, if she doesn’t get frightened off first, emos could have a discussion with you if she likes you, but may get freaked out if you’re not talking about angst, misery or depression. This would seriously ruin your chances. In some cases they tend to be shy and will run and hide, so take a delicate approach.

ON THE DATE

Forget about going to fancy places like the Melting Pot. When you are dating an emo girl, you don’t have to worry about spending all of your money on expensive places. Instead, ask her where she wants to go, as the places emo girls like tend to cost less than when dating another girl. She loves hardcore music, so taking her to a punk concert would be a great idea, and punk concerts are cheaper than normal concerts. They also like to be around gloomy and sad places where people are mourning and full of pain and misery, so why not take her to a funeral, even if you don’t know the person. And if anybody asks, just say you’re here for a special occasion. Watching warehouse fires is another great date idea since emos love to watch things burn; it warms their souls (keep a blanket in the car to sit on in case you are lucky enough to come upon a warehouse fire).

SEX

Like all girls, emo girls like gifts. Emo girls always like jewelry, but you might want to stick to the blunt ones. Preferred jewelry includes earrings, rings for their nose, rings for their tongue, rings for their lip, rings for their eyebrows, rings for their eyelids, rings for their spleen, necklaces with skulls, and bracelets. They don’t like ordinary jewelry, so get them jewelry from places such as Hot Topic. Tattoos are another great gift to give to her, as long as it has a dark theme to it or something you see tough guys in bars wear. You should, however, remain ten feet away if you are getting a mean emo girl a tattoo; it can get real bad. They also like stuffed animals like a Hello Kitty or a stuffed Domo, and, for some strange reason, like stuffed animals that like to eat people, like a man eating stuffed bear or a blood thirsty stuffed rabbit.
Emo clothing is also preferred, so if you want to get her clothes, get her a black shirt, jeans, a spike or metal belt, and any non-girly shoes, as this what the normal emo girl wears. If you want to save money, you can give her things like thrift store clothing, and poetry books with all the pages cut out. Just don’t give her a Barbie doll. You don’t want to know what they do to Barbies. Let’s just say that they take their rage from getting this kind of gift from you out on the Barbie, and it ends up in boxes with its limbs in different boxes. Good thing she likes you just enough to not do that to you.

Well, I didn’t have sex until I was married (as I don’t want to get an STD), so my info on this may be at variance with that given by others. I am not telling you how to have sex with your emo girlfriend because that’s what health class is for. But I can tell you the experiences you may encounter. Once she asks you to come in her house (or bedroom), try to realise if she is seducing you. Once it’s clear to both of you that that’s what she wants, it’s time to rumble.
During this happy experience you’ll be taken into a meadow full of gloomy dark blue flowers. Then you will float through a magical dark place with music and the sight of cute little bears with blood on their mouths. Ravens chirp various bird sounds as you view the lovely place full of dark wonders. Moving on you are then taken to a hard rock concert, where you get down and other related things; the faster the music plays the harder you rock out. Then everything slows down to complete silence, and you find yourself in a small room where you rest peacefully.
When you wake up the next day, you will realize what happened between you and your emo partner. You enjoyed it so much that you’ll want to do it all over again, but restrain yourself, you don’t want to overdo it. Just wait for few days before starting the process all over again. Oh, you or your partner did remember to use protection, didn’t you? If not, and if you’re not married, you’re in big trouble.